Chistine Vinson, red bikini barely containing her, er, assets

March 29th, 2008

Chistine Vinson, red bikini barely containing her, er, assets makes me wish I were a luxury swimming pool. Or a porn photographer, which would probably work out a lot better for me.

Chistine Vinson, red bikini barely containing her, er, assets

Tylene Buck shows off in a micro thong

March 29th, 2008

From Bikini Riot, blonde porn hottie Tylene Buck stretches to show off her awesome body in a barely there blue micro thong:

tylene buck in micro thong

Shona of Wicked Weasels in Green

March 29th, 2008

Got to hand it to the staff at Wicked Weasels, they make some great bikinis and choose models who make them look even better!

shona of wicked weasels

Celebrity: Hayden Panatierre

March 29th, 2008

The Heroes hottie captured while relaxing at the beach…

hayden panettiere in a bikini

Too funny: Nintendo panties

October 14th, 2006

These are “officially licensed Nintendo panties,” for the gamer whose girlfriend, er, wants to be more involved in the action:

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Celebrity: Karima Adebibe

September 20th, 2006

This Brit is the latest real life model of videogame superstar Lara Croft and she sure fits the bill. Or bikini, heh.

karima adebibe, the real life lara croft in white

Snuggling blondes

September 20th, 2006

The Futurama episode–or was it Law & Order?–that I watched tonight said men have one of two reactions to women kissing, disgust (wha???) or can I watch/join in. When you look at this picture of two blondes sharing a beach blanket, what’s your reaction?

two blondes snuggling on the beach

Celebrity: Catherine Bell

September 20th, 2006

All those years on JAG wearing a Navy uniform, who knew Catherine Bell had a smoking body like this? Not me. Sweet!

smoking celeb catherine bell in a skimpy white two piece

Ocean going

September 20th, 2006

Ay carumba! Look at this hottie on a yachtie!

lovely latina in a neon bikini

Shouldn’t they be wearing those bikinis?

September 3rd, 2006

The answer depends on your perspective but I’d say no. Not until long after the sun goes down, or they do. Oh yeah.

hot blondes holding their bikinis in the air

Can you choose between these sisters?

September 3rd, 2006

The answer depends on your perspective but I’d say no. One’s wearing jeans, the other a skimpy white bottom, but I guess the real choice is just short or longer hair. What a dilemma!

two hot latina sisters posing in white

Checkers, dude?

September 3rd, 2006

This woman sure looks like someone I’d like to play games with. Checkers, chess, strip poker. Strip anyting, really, as long as I’m just a little bit better–or luckier–than her. Texas Hold’em, now that would be awesome.

Red checkered bikini, blonde, beach, yowza!

Forget those fancy salons

September 2nd, 2006

Really, isn’t this the way you want to see your woman’s hair? Goes so well with these firm, round breasts!

Love the hair and breasts

And now for something completely different

August 29th, 2006

This one is definitely good for a laugh, a little change of pace via our friends at the Workbench. How many times will you see a 50 foot tall woman in a bikini? Absolutely moves Peoria up on my list of places to visit.

Leather band bikini top

August 28th, 2006

Jessica has really large breasts and clearly needs this very special top to keep them in place. Or not!

a very unusual black leather bikini top